I try to avoid the meme thing these days

…but this one is just too cool (from notabouthim)
Human Virus Scanner

Viruses I suffer from:

• Pokemon – Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
• Linux – Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
• Junkfood – Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
• Sci-fi – Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
• Gaming – Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
• BBCB – CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: “Mode 7 was not a good thing.”
• 8-Bit – Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
• Religion – Read “God’s Debris” by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
• Windows -Try MacOS X. It’s based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn’t suck. As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
• Politics – Stop caring!
• Brand Names – Having a well-known name doesn’t make it good.
• Computer Games – Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
• Conspiracy Theory – Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that’s quite scary.
• Ultima – If you find one tell us.
• Macintosh – Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses I might suffer from:

• TotL (85%) – Go read Brunching
• USA (90%) – Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
• Free BSD (95%) – The GPL isn’t that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
• Industrial (70%) – Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
• British (95%) – No need for cure. Benign virus.
• Japan (85%) – Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
• UNIX (65%) – Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
• Discordia (60%) – Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
• X11 (85%) – I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
• Environmentalism (73%) – Consume more stuff! It’s easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
• Prog Rock (60%) – Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD’s they don’t crackle.
• Hippyism (73%) – Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

...but this one is just too cool (from notabouthim) Human Virus Scanner Viruses I suffer from: Pokemon - Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!Linux - Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it. Junkfood - Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.Sci-fi - Stop wearing the stick-on ears.Gaming - Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.BBCB - CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."8-Bit - Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.Religion - Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)Windows -Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck. As an extra feature the boxes look nice.Politics - Stop caring!Brand Names - Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.Computer Games - Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.Conspiracy Theory - Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.Ultima - If you find one tell us.Macintosh - Use a mouse with more than one button. Viruses I might suffer from: TotL (85%) - Go read BrunchingUSA (90%) - Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]Free BSD (95%) - The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.Industrial (70%) - Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.British (95%) - No need for cure. Benign virus.Japan (85%) - Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.UNIX (65%) - Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.Discordia (60%) - Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday. X11 (85%) - I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.Environmentalism (73%) - Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.Prog Rock (60%) - Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.Hippyism (73%) - Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.